colon cleanses

i do them twice a day and i highly recommend it. if you do them enough, you can be like me and have basically shat out your descending colon I feel so renewed and fresh, yall should try it!

while you're at it, you should take some progesterone. one of my legs was fatter than the other, so i took some synthetic progesterone from the health store, because it's the obvious thing to do, and now my legs are the same size!

dont listen to those doctors, i dont trust them one bit. bunch of wackjob.

Oh I need one of them cleansers! I'm a dude but do you think if I take progesterone then I will loooooooooooose weight??? What can I take to make my manparts biiiiiigger?

I want to be fit for the ladiez so I can always have a presence on their answering machines